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Keep a cool head.

Oh it may look like an ordinary cap, but in reality it is a top secret, nuclear fusion warp transmogrifier with…(enough..Ed) OK, so it’s a patented evaporative cooling hat that uses a Hydroweave system to suck the heat away from your brain, doctor. All you need to remember as you plunk down yer $24.95 is that it’s a cool product. Literally.

‘You charge the hat by running it under cool water; after its excess water is wrung out, the hat keeps your head up to 30 cooler than the outside air temperature while keeping you dry and comfortable…The end resu lt [sic] is a hat that actually cools you more effectively the hotter the air temperature.’

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