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Kleenex killer.

So Kleenex has announced its new Anti Viral tissue, that will apparently kill 99.9% of all cold or flu viruses. Well you know what happens then, don’t you campers?

Yep, the .1% surviving viruses go on to have babies which are increasingly resistant, tougher and just downright meaner than their ancestors. Ah, the joys of evolution.

‘The Anti-Viral tissue uses a patented, three-ply tissue with a moisture-activated middle layer that is treated with an anti-viral formula. When moisture from a cough or sneeze hits the middle layer, it begins working immediately, ultimately killing 99.9% of cold and flu viruses* in the tissue within 15 minutes.’

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