Park your car sloppily in the garage with this Laser Parking System installed, and it will automatically lance through the metal of your hood with a searing flash of frickin’ laser light, cutting your engine to ribbons, lacerating the dog and ensuring you never park badly again. Are you sure you want to replace that bit of string dangling from the light fitting? $29.95.
This ingenious device aims a bright red laser beam on your hood or dashboard to tell you exactly when you’ve reached your pre-selected parking “sweet spot.” You’ll know where to park every time you pull in–without worrying about costly garage mishaps. A motion sensor turns the laser on and off automatically. AC adaptor plugs into any receptacle (there’s usually one on your garage door opener) or use battery power. Installs in minutes using included hardware.