Laser Target Alarm Clock. Place clock on the other side of your bedroom. Close eyes. Sleep. Wake to the sound of alarm annoying your teeth. Pick up laser ‘gun’ take aim and try to shut it off. Stagger out of bed. Open window. Sling clock into neighbour’s fish pond. Return to bed. £19.58.
While most alarm clocks will get you out of bed at the allotted time (give or take a few hits of the snooze button) – the Laser Target Alarm Clock not only gets your eyes open, it gets them to focus and fires up the brain to control and concentrate on the very exact hand-eye co-ordination required to aim your laser beam remote at the exact centre of the target.