The Lobster 202 Ball Bucket is hereby on offer as the ‘ultimate ball machine for dogs’. $489.00. Remember kids, lateral thinking can save lives!

‘I have half a dozen dog owners a month come to me to ask about ball machines for their dogs. To a man (or woman) every pet owner thinks that they are the only one with this “crazy idea”. I put this page up to assure you that you are not alone and that there are great machines that are reasonably priced to fit you and your dog’s needs…You can even get a wireless remote and sit down and relax while the dogs run wild. For the ultimate in leisure, train your dogs to put the balls back in the machine!’

And I also hereby claim this month’s weird headline award.