Oh how we yearn for a simpler age. One where quad core toasters and nano powered toothbrushes were just a figment of our imagination. All this techno lust is all well and good, but does it satisfy the soul, the way a good Rick Astley video used to do?
We think not. Which is why we’re so delighted to see a return to the more basic things in life, like this Mini Car Mobile Phone. This quad band, dual SIM clamshell handset comes with an astonishing 32kb of RAM and a 0.08 megapixel camera, more than enough to capture baby’s first smile, or at least a little part of it.
And it’s important to remember that it’s shaped like a car. And when you’re done filling up the internal 64kb of storage, and you’ve tired of gaming on the 1.44 inch screen, you’ll be able to make brmm-brmm noises as you happily navigate your desktop obstacles before the boss arrives. Or even after.
The 800mAh battery will deliver a generous 3 hours of use time, and if you’re worried about photo storage, you can add in an 8GB microSD card, though goodness knows what you’re going to do with all that space. The price of all this state of the art technology is not cheap though, so be prepared to fork over $40.01 / £26.05 to own this delicious device.