The AutoExec mobile office turns your unproductive vehicle passenger seat into a super productive, profit earning, promotion gaining, kudos generating work cubicle. Make the wife walk to the shops, safe in the knowledge that your boss will love you intensely until the very second he has to ‘let you go because of unavoidable cutbacks, James’. $142.95.
The Ferret understands that there is an AutoExec Coffin version launching soon which will wring that very last drop of productivity out of you, and thus guarantee that any final promotion in the sky will be yours for the taking. Over to you St Peter!