The Bottom Reformulator Cushion promises to give you the type of toned bottom that you’ve always dreamed of. Just sit on one for 29 hours a day for 90 days and watch your bu-tocks re-sculpt themselves into a taut and terrifying spectre of flesh and bone. Honest! J-Lo, eat yer heart out love. $29.95.
Now you can more easily achieve the buttocks you envision, on top of your physical training by using the Bottom Reformulator. It’s been designed by a team of plastic surgeons from Taiwan to enhance the shape of your buttocks and to make them appear more toned and tight. These doctors concluded that body pressure on a curved memory-foam pillow can, after an allotted period of time, reshape your bottom. Use our memory foam cushion to curve your bottom just the way you want it to be shaped. You’ll be on your way to attaining that starlet figure with the Bottom Reformulator.
