What do you get that special paranoid someone in your life? Well how about a Special Value Kit 8 at just $155.95?

‘2 x 1/2 oz. Keychain Sprayer[s]
1 4 oz Police Home Sprayer
1 LED Personal Alarm
1 300,000 volt Stun Gun
1 500,000 volt Stun Baton

There you go dear, feel better now?