Well now, que nous ont ici? Was haben Wir hier? Che cosa hanno qui? [That’s quite enough messing with Babel – Ed]

The Phraselator 2, instant translation in a box, is now available for ordinary people who do not wear combat jackets and shrapnel vests. WinCE powered, 15,000 phrases in 53 languages, SD slot, colour TFT, USB port and internal speaker. Taking orders, no price.

‘It also offers a transformed ergonomic construction, longer battery life, improved durability, high fidelity audio, optional accessories and an expanded phrase library..’