The Real Man Saddle ‘kicks butt’.

‘The Real MAN saddle is made from solid granite from Canada’s rugged Gaspé peninsula, shaped and smoothed by eons of pounding by powerful Atlantic breakers. The Real MAN ® saddle is tough enough to stand up to whatever you can dish out! To get yours, email $259.95 in U.S. currency along with a minimum 50 cc blood sample…We will perform a chemical analysis of your blood sample to determine if your testosterone level is high enough to ride the Real MAN saddle!’