It can get a bit boring up there at 10,000 feet in the sleigh. Nothing to do but watch Rudolph’s backside swaying from side to side in the moonlit air, and count trees until the next chimney. Which is why it pays to have a top class crew of inventive Elves back at base, working on ways to make your special night more enjoyable.

So it’s a good thing they came up with this Santa Claus Hat with Headphones, because to be brutally honest, Rudolph’s derriere can get pretty annoying. Who does he think he is anyway, just because he’s got his own song? This festive beanie features a full headphone set with a 3.5mm plug and a 1.25m cord. Power capacity is a stonking 50mW (!) and you get a 12 month warranty to cover you till next December. Priced at $5.49/£3.41.