The Segula Double Ventilator Fan is for people who’re serious about moving air around. Why mess with a mere single blower when you can move a massive 42,377 cubic feet of the oxygenated stuff an hour with this puppy? They call them turbines, but we know they’re just fans, right peeps? Anyhow, it’ll cost you £89.95 for the privilege of stripping the fur off the cat with this little gadget.
This ingenious double ventilator operates differently to other conventional fans which usually only produce an effect in the immediate vicinity and spread unpleasantly cold streams of air: Just like a turbine, this ventilator delivers a powerful airstream that can be directed against walls or ceilings instead of at people. The walls and ceilings will reflect the airstream. The result is a climate for the whole room similar to a pleasant sea breeze…
