Waking up gently makes for a better day but unfortunately, not everyone has time for a nice gentle rise from sleep. For the people who have things to do and a hard time getting out of bed, there’s the Sensory Overload Alarm Clock, the clock that will get you up and moving whether you want to or not.

There are a lot of clocks with obnoxious alarms but this one goes above and beyond. The alarm sounds off at 95 decibels which is like having a lawn mower right next to your head. If that’s not enough, this also flashes bright light. Not a nice gentle beam that mimics the sun, more like the flashing road work light. If you somehow make it through that, don’t worry there’s one more surprise, a disk that you put under your mattress to make your bed shake. Never oversleep again.

It also connects to your phone so if the ring isn’t enough it will also go off so you’ll be able to get important calls, even when you’re asleep. The Sensory Overload Alarm Clock is $79.95.