It looks like a Bluetooth headset, but it’s not. So there. It’s a Personal LED Headlamp. Just $14.95. Oh to find a photo of someone wearing one of these in the right ear and a BT headset in the left and a nosecam up a nostril. Precious dream.

‘Enjoy convenient handsfree illumination � whenever and wherever you need it…without disturbing others.
The pivoting turret end and movable lamp allow you toaim [sic] it directly in your line of sight and nowhere else.