Is there a modern Aquaman movie out yet? No? Well there should be. The idea of swooping around in the water, as graceful as a dolphin and cool as a mermaid is our idea of a great vacation. Of course the reality is a lot of splashing, quite a bit of gurgling and not a lot of elegance.

It could be that these Silicone Swim Gloves will make a difference. Designed to give your hands some full on porpoise skills, they come in a range of sizes to fit different hands. Put these on, along with some quality flippers and you’ll be able to swim the Atlantic in a couple of hours. Or something. Yours for a mere $13.00.