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Slip, slidin’ away…

Fun Slides Carpet Skates. $17.99. OK look, like we only report the stuff all right? You got complaints, go see the management. Now leave us alone, we’ve got a headache.

‘Like socks on a hardwood floor, Funslides give you that same “fun powered glide” on CARPET! These Carpet Skates have a friction resistant plastic base and foam foot grip with an adjustable hook and loop closure. Just strap them onto athletic shoes and you are ready to go!’


  • Imagine after a heavy session of sliding the Emperor type bolts of lighting that will shoot from the tip of your fingers when you try and touch somebody?


  • ROFL, you could end up doing some serious damage to yourself or the furniture, no question. :-)

  • I will contain myself with the entire “Fun Slides Carpet Kneepads” jokes.

  • Thanks for your restraint! :-)

  • That’s just stupid. Like holding your breath in space.

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