Fun Slides Carpet Skates. $17.99. OK look, like we only report the stuff all right? You got complaints, go see the management. Now leave us alone, we’ve got a headache.
‘Like socks on a hardwood floor, Funslides give you that same “fun powered glide” on CARPET! These Carpet Skates have a friction resistant plastic base and foam foot grip with an adjustable hook and loop closure. Just strap them onto athletic shoes and you are ready to go!’
Imagine after a heavy session of sliding the Emperor type bolts of lighting that will shoot from the tip of your fingers when you try and touch somebody?
G.
ROFL, you could end up doing some serious damage to yourself or the furniture, no question. :-)
I will contain myself with the entire “Fun Slides Carpet Kneepads” jokes.
Thanks for your restraint! :-)
That’s just stupid. Like holding your breath in space.