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Smittens – wipe your nose with these gloves

You know that you’ve wiped your nose on your gloves more than a few times over the winters of your life. We all have. It’s ok, we can all be gross together. Don’t suffer with dried snot on your gloves anymore. Check out the Smittens, the gloves made for wiping your nose.

These are made out of ultra-absorbent material. They’ll suck up 28x their weight in sweat, snot, and tears. Probably blood too but you probably don’t want to be in a position to test that. They come in a neutral color, good for all outdoor people.

Sure these a a gag gift but they’re also really gloves that will really absorb your gross face fluids. So actually useful and worth the laugh. You can get a pair of these for $19.99.

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