There is in this world, no question, a small and unremarked group of people who desperately need to exhibit power over their fellow man. We’ve all met them; traffic wardens, nightclub bouncers, bad tempered air stewardesses.
Now, especially for them, the ultimate power symbol – the Professional Security Wand. Yes, now they too can stand at the front door of their home and wave down all comers for illicit metal with a supercilious air and a threatening glare. Oh the joy! $120.00.
‘Ready LED; high/low sensitivity switch; 9-volt alkaline battery (included); headphone jack for silent screening.’