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Star Trek Red Shirt Tunic is a gift that says everything about your relationship


There are very few things you can spend money on nowadays which really demonstrate exactly how you feel about someone you find difficult to deal with. Crude deposits into their inbox aside, how can you let your boss know that really, they’re not doing that great a job and should return to the fish farming from whence they came?

We have a suggestion for those of you in this predicament. Buy them this Star Trek Red Shirt Tunic and smile knowingly as they try it on for the first time at the office party. Only you and your knowledgeable friends will really understand what it represents, at least until the poor sap wears it to a BBQ and someone makes the connection for them. Here’s the story in case you’re not familiar with the Red Shirt meme.

The shirt is priced at $294.99 and comes with a relevant manufacturer’s disclaimer. “Buyer agrees to absolve ANOVOS of all responsibility to the wearer of this Red Shirt in situations including and not limited to: phaser blasts, incinerations, hypnosis, death, psychotic mind melts, mind control, death by Gorn, Romulan torture, Klingon bludgeoning, dikironium cloud creature death, death by Nomad, vampire cloud maiming, and other hazards.” You have been warned.

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