War of Warcraft gets a lot of attention but there’s another, better craft. Starcraft. If you believe that then the Starcraft Protoss Pylon USB Charger is the perfect addition to your desk.

This is actually a light and a dual port USB charger. This is officially licensed merchandise for the true space marine. Well, technically, if you had this you wouldn’t actually be a space marine but let’s not split hairs. Also, no psionic energy here, just normal energy but it looks cool!

It runs on AC power but ships out with one micro USB cord. The light has an on and off switch in case for some reason you don’t want the comforting warm glow of power to keep you company throughout the night. This particular item is on preorder and will be shipping mid next month. You can lock in your Starcraft Protoss Pylon USB Charger for $39.99.