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Stone cold sober.


OK, so now you can grab yerself a Mac mini for not much cash, what about the missing keyboard, monitor and meece? Well the Ferret has a suggestion. How’s about a complete set of Wood Contour Corporation USB peripherals made out of stone? OK, so it’s not actually stone, it’s ‘scratch, stain and heat resistant’ Corian, but who’ll know? Choice of 120 colours (including white!) and yours for a mere $8100.00 a set. Waddya mean budget?

 For comfort and style, these Corian designs provide a spirited approach to your lifestyle. In addition, each mouse, keyboard, and LCD monitor displays the result of European craftsmanship and technical design for PC peripherals, and is skillfully engraved with your company’s logo via laser technology.


  • Fine, but WTF is that ball of red/orange liquid?!

  • Soothing refreshment? To get over the shock of having spent $8K on a keyboard and mouse?

  • Hemlock, wife-supplied, for when the credit card bill arrives?

  • Fishp – or a single rose in a vase from the undertaker in anticipation?

  • Huh, I never knew embalming liquid looked so…peachy.

  • Fish…yeuch! Kindly leave the room immediately. :-)

  • Fine then, if you’re gonna be like that. I’ll just take my carafe and go home!

  • Good riddance. And don’t forget your naff wreath either! *SLAM* :-)

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