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Swami Robot – advanced AI, animatronic latex face, clever conversation. Hah, who needs Uncle Joe now?


Swami Conversational Robot. First the bad news. You’ll need $75,000.00. Now the good news. Um…there isn’t any. OK, there is a bit. It’s a pretty advanced animatronic robot head which can recognize family members, carry on conversations and even answer questions (as long as they’re pretty basic we assume). Runs off a laptop and uses 30 robotic motors to do all the clever stuff. But did we mention the price? Ahh, OK then.

 The OMG factor on this dude is off the charts. You’ll swear he’s human, right down to his facial expressions. How does he do it? Revolutionary character-engine artificial intelligence software. Micro-camera eyes. More than 30 robotic micro motors. All running off a PC laptop (included, of course). Teach him to wink every time the wife walks by. Name him Mortimer. Pack him up in his suitcase and take the show on the road…Sate your techno-lust…


  • $75,000!!! It better be able to play chess!

  • Dan, for $75K it had better make me the darn chess set. :-)

  • … out of Swarovski crystals!!

  • Tell you what, I’ll make you a better offer. If anyone reading this wants to pay me a mere $60K, I’ll give you my cell phone number, promise to keep it on 24-7, and will answer any questions you have for 6 months. Now that’s a bargain. I give great advice!

  • Awesome offer MEK. Let me just ask my Guru first… :-)

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