Winter is coming Northerners. Be sure to keep you and yours safe with these swine flu protective devices. Any protection you may receive is entirely coincidental and can probably be doubled by washing your hands.
The Anti Swine Flu Suit from Japan is just a regular looking business suit but has a layer of titanium dioxide (the reflective stuff in sunscreen) that destroys the virus in sunlight. Probably doesn’t work inside then. US$585
Vioguard Self Sanitizing Keyboard – A fully, self contained keyboard that retracts when not in use and basks in the destructive goodness of ultraviolet rays. The Vioguard is pitched at health professionals in hospitals, but I’m sure it’ll end up in some homes. US$899 from Amazon.
The Swine Flu Practice Dummy helps medical personnel evaluate patients for swine-flu like symptoms. It cries, sweats and if you stuff up the diagnosis, yeah well he’ll die. Practice makes perfect.
[First photo from Flickr]