Swiss Army Pen. I guess an army that doesn’t have an awful lot to do most of the time needs a diversion. So why not invent lots of interesting ways to hide nail files safely and securely? $50.00.

‘From its powerful, integrated flashlight to its gravity-defying ink cartridge that allows you to write on wet surfaces and in sub-zero temperatures, the Swiss Army pen fuses traditional Swiss design elements with modern innovation. Water-resistant, surgical stainless steel casing is modeled after the rifle cartridges used by the Swiss Army. Twist-action pen has a life expectancy of 100 years and writes for 3.5 miles; light battery lasts 12 hours.’