The Tagball Indoor Paintball Simulator shoots tiny velcro style ammo balls which will leave you looking clingy rather than splattered. Some would say that’s a good thing, and who are we to argue? It’s rubber band powered too, so you could say it’s sort of eco novelty fun tech, if that’s your bag. Comes with a handy target if there are no people from payroll available. $29.99.
Get two and turn the cube farm into your own private military proving grounds. Or…setup some empty soda cans 20-30 feet away, each with pics of your various bosses taped to ’em and fire away! The fun you’ll have with this import from Thailand is simply limited by your imagination and your propensity towards high velocity projectiles.