The Taser Shockwave is disturbing in one of those “you now have 15 seconds to comply” ways that’s hard to explain. Designed to provide ‘increased safety and stand-off capability during hostile situations’, this menacing array of taser muzzles can be combined in multiple groups to offer the perfect ‘pesky student’ clearance device for those times when things are getting a little embarrassing for an administrative body.
The Shockwave can shoot a barrage of tasers at a warm body up to 25 feet away and be controlled from a safe place 100 feet back using a nice cuddly remote control unit. Nice to know our laws can be enforced so securely, eh? Enforcement droids are just a fraction of a step away, peeps, you wait and see. [Video – oops, wrong one!] Oh and look, you can stick them on the front of your car too. Joy!
The TASER Shockwave system is designed as a fully modular system, allowing the end user complete flexibility to deploy as needed to achieve the desired objective. Multiple TASER Shockwave units can be stacked together either horizontally in order to extend area coverage, or vertically to allow multiple salvo engagements; or daisy chained together to maximize either area coverage or cartridge pattern density. These features provide the capability to project Area Denial from a secure location.
Why didn't they just call it the Claymore?
Tasemore would also work.