OK, we’re voting this the world’s stupidest product of 2015 so far. The Tens sunglasses are shades which are designed to turn your whole life into some garish Instagram photo. Yep, that’s right. You get all the artificial boosted arty colors you previously got with your phone app, but now in real time. Are you awesomed yet?

Not only that, but you also get some nice purple fringing to throw in a retro effect. What this will do to your eyes over a long period is anyone’s guess, but it’s probably not going to be great. And yeah, you can get off our darn lawn too. Punk!

The product is available in a number of terribly trendy styles (with names like Mason and Hunter!) and will set you back a mere $120 and upwards depending on which model you select. Clearly the future’s so bright, we gotta feel sick.