No really. Do we have to give you a full breakdown of the awesomeness of this nonsense? It’s an umbrella. Y’know for keeping the rain off your head and stuff. Only…no get this…only it’s shaped like a banana. How rad is that? Are you laughing yet?

The Banana Umbrella comes in a variety of trendy colors, all starting with the letter y and ending in w. When opened in all its fruitula glory it stretches a majestic 90cm, and the makers would like you to understand most sincerely that this product cannot be eaten. Sorry about that. Priced at $25.00.