Alex Chiu’s Immortality Rings. $31.00, one size fits all, plastic adjustable, 90 day money back guarantee. Try it with Alex’s Gorgeouspil which ‘turns a user prettier every time the pill [is] taken’.
The Eternal Life Rings and The Eternal Life Foot Braces invented by Alex Chiu are believed to allow humans to stay physically young forever or turn humans physically younger, (Our lawyer told us to use the word “believe”) as long as you wear the rings or foot braces every night during sleep.
