The Nite Site. There are some things which scream out for motion sensing technology, and a gidget which helps you locate your pebble-lensed bifocals in the dark must be one of them. Just waggle a paw and all will become clear. $29.95.
No more fumbling in the dark! Just wave your hand in the general area, and the Nite Site tray automatically illuminates with a soft blue light, making it easy to find your glasses. Lightweight, eye-shaped tray fits on a bedside table and stays lit long enough for you to navigate the room. Passive light won’t disturb your spouse.
This is actually a great idea! It’s genial, GENIAL!
Oh, wait. The dictionary says “genial” as “things related to or marked by genius” is now obsolete, and is now used only to refer to “things of or relating to the chin”. Forget I said that.
Still a great idea, though.