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The Pepper Phone.


The Pepper Spray Cellphone. Complete with 130 decibel siren. The latest in a long line of stealth defence products brought to you by Happy & Healthy Industries of Chocolate Farm, Funsville. Not to mention the Pepper Spray Ballpoint Pen and Pepper Pager.

  No predator knows you’re armed and dangerous until it’s too late. Rather than struggle with him, offer to hand over your “cellular phone.” Because he doesn’t know what’s coming, this gives you a super opportunity (even if you feel scared and shaky) to let him have the pepper spray right in the kisser!


  • It’s great until you forget which side the spray comes out of . . .

  • Arf…ouch! :-)

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