We’re truly sorry, but this has got to be the ugliest MP3 Player in existence. It’s so Cinderella sister that they didn’t even have the guts to give it a name. Just 5–in-1 Multifunction MP3 Player. What kind of a stupid name is that? If the iPod Touch is Venus, then this thing is a small dirty swamp just South of a Bangalore toilet. OK, so we’re bashing on a bit, but man…
OK OK, we’ll get back on track. Inside that svelte…cough…Shrek…exterior lies a heart of gold. As well as a video recorder, camera, card reader and…nope, not going to work. We’re done with this. NEXT!
5 in 1 Multi-function MP3 Player is an useful and convenient combo gadget which lets you listen to your favorite songs, record video and voice, take pictures on the go. The secret camera and microphone allows users to record anything they want. Color video with clear voice lets you see who’s there and hear what they say.
I think "robust" is the word you're looking for here Nigel.
Ahhh…thanks for fixing that for me, Dan. :-)