There are times where you don’t want to hand projectiles to children. Nerf guns can be fun at times, but getting popped in the head with foam darts is sometimes more than what can be tolerated. Those are days that you wish those toys would go up in smoke. Instead of setting fire to playthings, why not get a toy blaster that won’t hit you with anything?

Sounds a bit strange I know, but the Zero Blaster Vapor Vortex won’t really hit you with anything, aside from a puff of vapor. It’s the same sort of stuff you’d find in a fog machine, except it comes out in perfect circles. These can also be launched 14 feet across a room. Of course, this will likely do best inside as a gust of wind will make it disappear, but it will be $32 well-spent for entertainment.