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Time flies.


For sale. One Real Working Time Machine. Current bid $212.50. Bargain. Check out the most excellent video of the machine in action too.

 I have built in a device that protects the timeline from all forms of corruption, paradoxes, and loops. Go back, do what ever you like, no need to worry about harmful side effects. No loops or paradoxes ever, guaranteed, or your money back!


  • LOL, you should see the movie Napoleon Dianomite, it shows a guy using a time machine simliar to this one. Except in this one, theres no electricity going through your crotch and your head.

  • ROFL – that is too hilarious – it brought a tear to my eye…how do you find this stuff?

    See, now I’m addicted to your blog :D

  • Heh, now I have you in my sticky Ferret web Teli. :-) Actually I don’t find this stuff, I dream it up. And then in the morning when I gaze deeply into my web browser there it all is….lying there. Like pearls nestling in an oyster bed of weird. :-)

  • We landed on the Moon!!!

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