The Timeless Treasures Clock. $29.95.
It’s not just that you can insert photos of all your loved ones at strategic numerals (should the wife go at number 1 or number 7?). Or the fact that you can record twelve 5-second messages which will play every time the clock strikes an hour. Or even the fact that the blessed thing has a light sensor which deactivates the hourly message when the room is dark.
Nope, it’s the fact that you can put 12 of your favourite politician’s photos in there, along with the all time top sound bites from each. And then give it to your girlfriend as a birthday gift. Priceless.