I’m trying to work out which marketing genius thought that producing a Titanic Adventure Slide and Iceberg Challenge would be, like, a good idea. Sheesh!

‘This 33′ high by 110′ long behemoth is the ultimate in bounce ride excitement. Race to the top against a friend while trying your best to conquer the Ice obstacles. Hit your stride while climbing the 33′ tall sinking ship. Then experience a virtual free fall as you slide to safety, bringing out the competitive spirit in all.’