The Grill Alert Talking Remote Thermometer. $75.00. Hint: perhaps not the best gift for your yoga smoking, veggie eating, hipster grandmother. Think smart, think shark. And above all, think newfound freedom!

‘Just insert the stainless steel transmitter probe into the center of the meat, select the type of meat, choose how you want it cooked and then walk away. Let Grill Alert do all the work while you relax and enjoy your newfound freedom. The voice prompt alerts you when your entree is “Almost ready” and “Ready.”‘