So occasionally we come across products which we feel you should know about, even if we don’t actually understand their reason for existence. This is one such product. We’d just like to know which synapse challenged marketing suit decided that creating a Toilet Phone would be a great idea? Do you think they had a long discussion about it? What color it would be? Size?

Did they chuckle a lot as they designed the final shape? Did they argue about what type of toilet it would be or whether the phone would be push button or dial? Well at least they didn’t put the headset piece anywhere dodgy, so you use the lid of the cistern, but still. A toilet phone? Really?

Anyhoo, for those of you out there who share the same sense of childish innocent, but ultimately rather weird sense of humor, we’re happy to report your taxi is waiting outside. If you’d like to purchase your very own throne phone ™, then we suggest you send off your $29 as soon as possible. Good luck.