As soon as I saw these shoes, I thought that they had really made those boots from Portal. To my surprise, they are real shoes, but sadly do not give as much lift as those made by Aperture Science.† These terribly-named foot coverings called TRAMP-it shoes look as though they would be a childrenís toy designed for the sole purpose of getting kids to hurt themselves. It was a pleasant surprise to find that they are in fact made for adults, and are also likely made for the sole purpose of producing new YouTube videos of grown-ups falling on their faces.
All jokes aside, these shoes actually look like they would be very fun with some practice. The hardest part about it is finding a pair in your size. They only make these up to a US size 9, which means that only people with tiny feet can enjoy them. Tiny-footed people would still have to pay $164, and anyone in the larger of the sizes would have to pay $197, but it would still be worth it to be able to bounce around as if you were in Portal.