This Uni Flame thing takes the boring old campfire, douses it with lashings of bio-ethanol, smothers it in a ‘high grade steel’ casing and then slaps a hefty €998.00 price tag on it for some upmarket patio cred. If you’re looking puzzled, then you can’t afford it. Simple.

 »uni flame« is suitable for use both indoors and outdoors, allowing you to spend pleasant evenings in the garden watching real flames.