USB Ferris Wheel Phone Stand. So a phone call comes in, and your handset stand starts revolving and tinkling like a fairground attraction and the whole office starts glaring at you, and you trip over trying to switch the darn thing off, bang your head on the way down and there’s concussion, a blaring ambulance, stitches and a long painful convalescence with bedside flowers and everything. All for just $27.00. Wonderful. Video.