There seem to be a lot of shows where people are being robbed, mugged, or worse nowadays. It’s gotten many people to think that everyone is out to get them. While that is obviously not always true, what if someone is out to get you, and you’re not prepared?

There are several different methods of protection, such as mace, tazers, and more, but all of those options are just a bit too violent. Not to mention that they’re all either a little too bulky to carry around, or to small to quickly recognize by shape in your purse or jacket pocket in the heat of the moment. What you need is something that you can easily recognize by shape, and something that can get you out of a bind if you’re in one. The Uzi Tactical Defender Pen has a DNA catcher on the tip of its rather sharp crown, so you can not only catch your attacker off guard, but also tell the police who they are. Should you be trapped in your car or locked in handcuffs, there is a glass breaker and a handcuff key hiding under the crown. This $25 pen will take down notes, and possibly save your life. What’s not to love?