Aw, aren’t these the cutest thing? The fact that they’re really cool auto sensing Voice Memo gidgets that automatically play back your 20 second message when someone approaches, only makes them more cute. Awww…! Hey, and they even convert into motion sensing night lights. $75.00.

What a shame the two don’t work together though, eh? There’s you sneaking back home very late at night into a pitch black kitchen through the back door. Suddenly fluffy pink thing lights up and says – ‘your dinner’s in the dog, you no-good, lazy, good fer nothin’, misbegotten…..’ And so on. But ever so sweetly, I bet.