I reckon a few of us could do with a portable version of Volexia’s VoiceMiner to stop us saying something we’ll regret later on.

‘Volexia offers a revolutionary solution that automatically creates XML speech index data from audio and video files, enabling rich media to be searched using text keywords and phrases. This allows an Administrator to create a collection of words that people should NOT use in a conversation…The system processes the sound files and when it comes across a particular word it automatically sends an e-mail to the administrator with the HTML pointer embedded in the e-mail.’