In the cause of bettering the world and in pursuit of totally fair and balanced reporting, the Ferret is proud to present to the world a set of Preliminary Plans To Run Your Car on Tapwater.

These plans are complete and unexpurgated and are delivered in full knowledge of the risks to his furry-ness from unscrupulous members of the automotive industry who may want to silence his….uh….excuse me for a moment, that’s a knock on the door….

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