Just moved into a new neighbourhood? Hey, make friends and get invited round to all your local BBQs by buying a Bushnell Speedster Radar Speed Gun. $157.90 (complete with a fully comprehensive medical plan too?)

‘Do you want to play a cop busting speeding cars on your street with your radar gun? Or you actually like to go fast in your car and want your friends to check your car’s exit speed from a difficult slalom on an autocross course or Turn 5 of your favorite race track? Or you just want to track speeds of baseballs, softballs, or tennis balls, and see various statistics and averages right there real time.’