The Zombie Alert Personal Protector is designed ‘for those who want a full time personal edge in case of zombie attack. [Thanks Ben!]

‘The personal version can be set to either emit a subtle but unmistakable alarm or cause a mild vibration on the wrist. This enables the wearer to be warned of zombie attack while at a movie or drinking down at the tavern without arousing the suspicions of those around him. When zombies attack the wearer can slip out of the area to get his guns and board up his house while those with who stay become tasty morsels for and a crucial delay to the living dead.’