Taperwire. Invisible speaker cable. Unroll it onto the walls like sticky tape, and paint over as necessary. From $22.50. Wonder whether it degrades the sound quality enough to notice?  No drilling necessary. Just press Taperwire on the wall and attach your speakers and sound system. Hidden by paint, wallpaper or spackle, this paper-thin wire will go unnoticed. You can even lay it under carpets—no bulges!

The USB Egg Shaped Radio. Well it’s a radio. Runs off USB. Shaped like an egg. With a headset socket. You want more? A blueprint perhaps? £6.99/$11.25.

Scarecrow Motion Activated Sprinkler. What an awesomely humane and yet effective way to keep pests like birds, unwanted wildlife and such off your turf. It senses the intruder and then sprays them with water. Heh! $62.95.  The Scarecrow is the smartest scarecrow ever invented. When it sees an intruder, it instantly sprays the trespasser with water under full garden hose pressure. It is completely harmless but extremely effective. The effect is both startling and immediate! Animals quickly get out of…

Little Feet Sock Savers. I am, like, so sick of losing single socks to that mysterious sock kidnapper they call ‘Mr Gone Missing’, that this product might just qualify for the all time Ferret Hall of Fame. £7.50.  Simply put the left and right sock into each of the openings in Little Feet. Whether they’re in the washing machine, tumble-dryer or on the washing line, each pair will stay together. Even the thickest sports socks and wool socks will be held firmly…

The Street Racer Mouse. Look calm down, calm down. It’s only an optical PC mouse that looks vaguely like a BMW with a scroll wheel on it’s hood. Or trunk. Anyway, it’s nothing to get excited about. Er…you are. Excited. Aren’t you? £12.99/$19.68.  The Street Racer optical (800DPI) mouse is lightweight, has – hang on a minute, it’s got headlights, nothing else matters. Except that it’s got tail lights too!! The headlights are always on, and the tail-lights go on…

Is there any connection between a solar powered Sunshine Buddy and a fair weather friend?  I think we need to know. $10.45 each.  Sunshine Buddies by Tomy swing their heads from side to side as long as there’s light. They’re solar powered, so no batteries are required; they work on the theory of perpetual motion. They relax your senses and invite you into a calming world. These buddies are your constant friends and ask nothing of you other than companionship…

Tell me father dear again, why exactly do I need this Jeep Remote Control Lantern that you have so kindly given me for my birthday? Is it to save my eyes, or is there something about the lavatories in our new home that I need to know? $19.95.  Great for blackouts, emergencies, camping or backyard entertaining, this portable lantern has 12 super-powerful LED bulbs that create a remarkable glowing white light. It comes with a convenient remote control that has…

The Solar Charger Bicycle Light. £24.95. How green is this, eh? Not just a solar powered bike light, but also a solar charger for AA and AAA batteries. Apparently it can even power up your halo on dark, rainy nights too.    The solar battery charger can be charged direct from sunlight and will not over charge the batteries • It can charge all types of rechargeable AA and AAA batteries • It can be used continuously for up to 15 hours when…

USAF Vintage Flight Computers. Will they one day look back at our super swish 6000MHz, terrabyte gobbling PCs and snigger, as we do when we see these relics from a recent past? Of course they won’t, because they will be altogether nicer, more civilised folk than we. $19.95.  These, vintage ’40s-’50s, were used by USAF pilots to calculate true airspeed and correct altitude. Maker’s marks on instruments; issue dates on original packaging. Set of two, each approx. 9″ diam.

The Pocket Power cellphone charger. Wow, 3 hours talk time from one AA battery? Really? Really really? $24.95 with connectors.  Just throw a Pocket Power in your jacket, and you’ll never be stranded by a dead cell phone battery. Using any alkaline, lithium or rechargeable AA, Pocket Power weighs next-to-nothing — thanks to rugged but lightweight aluminum construction. Plugs right into your phone for up to 3 hours of extra talk time! Includes assortment of connectors to fit virtually all…

The Bogner Light Inside Bag. £109.00 says you can find your pen, lipstick, keys or phone on demand in the darkest depths of the night or cinema seat. And without that mega embarrassing rustle, rummage ruckus!  Now, you’ll be able to find your mobile phone, purse and keys without any difficulty – because this bag has a tab inside which you can easily feel, without having to look. When you press it, a blue neon light reveals the contents of your…

The Fat Analyzer with Radio. Otherwise known as the iBlob? So who’s for a swinging time chillin’ out to the sounds and checkin’ the flab? Tshaw, those funky Chinese, eh?  FM auto scan radio. Show body fat by weight percentage and indication figure of body fat -Clock and alarm -5 types of body fat rates -Easy and convenient to use -Storage of up to 8 personal data profiles

The EverLED Universal LED flashlight bulb. Clever, clever, clever. Convert any flashlight into an LED version with this small bulb. Save battery power, improve illumination and transform forever your dim, incandescently challenged life, OK? It’ll only…ouch…cost ya $39.99.  The EverLED Classic utilizes a Side Emitting Luxeon I. By using a side emitting LED in conjunction with the current reflector in your flashlight, the EverLED Classic retains the full focusability of the flashlight it is placed in. Whether it is a flood…

The Thermoped Vibrating Foot Massager with Infra-Red. Tease, toast, tickle and tweak those tired tootsies, Tamara, and totally transform that tetchy temper. £59.95.  Give feet a treat with our dual-action foot massager that relaxes and soothes sore, tired feet. With its integral infra-red heat lamps our massager can help ease aches and pains too, and it’s just right for warming up chilly toes…You have a choice of two heat and two speed settings that can be used separately or together,…

The Rainbow Far InfraRed Therapy Dome. Portable person cooker. Apparently just the thing for localised pain relief and stuff. OK, so just turn us over when we’re done on one side, willya? $1080.00 including one pretty – and scorch proof? – flannel blanket.  The Rainbow is a personal far-infrared therapy dome that is lightweight and portable. You can experience the best of the best far-infrared as 1 EZe Micro-Carbon Fiber Flat panel is built into the unit. Touch the panel surface inside. You will be…