This new Phantom Electronic Chess Set is so powerful it doesn’t need physical human intervention at all. Just beam your thoughts at the machine and the chess pieces will move automatically, like mysterious miniature zombies at play. It uses trans-flux capacitance to impute cerebral ectoplasmic inference and so conduct the movement. Possibly. Can’t really tell for sure because the manual is in ancient Sumerian. £155.00.
A press of a button is all it takes: As if by magic, your new chess computer sets up the pieces for a new game all by itself. Watch how your imaginary opponent makes its moves: The electro-magnetic system under the chess board moves the pieces with great precision. Taken pieces automatically move to the edge of the board. And if you like, each of your moves can be commented on with sounds of battle to set the atmosphere. The integrated 8-bit dual processor calculates the moves and controls the figures’ moves.